There is nothing sexy about what will happen tonight at 2:00 AM. It sounds so groovy to say Daylight Savings Time, however, nothing pops when you say Standard Time. It is so, so… standard. It’s time for a new, more exciting term.
I’m organizing a committee to end the boredom. I propose a new title for Standard Time. Perhaps something that honors a scientist, artist or a politician. What about 2:01 AM Einstein Standard Time? I am hoping to set my alarm for 6:00 AM Betty White Time. Maybe 3:05 AM Mondale Standard Time?
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